"What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? Bo has papers." --- Kimmel

"All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike -
and yet it is the most precious thing we have." - Albert Einstein

"Free government is founded in jealousy, not confidence. It is jealousy and not confidence which prescribes limited constitutions, to bind those we are obliged to trust with power.... In questions of power, then, let no more be heard of confidence in men, but bind him down from mischief by the chains of the Constitution."
-- Thomas Jefferson

"The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes." -- Thomas Paine

"If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom; and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that too." -- Somerset Maugham

"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." -- Dwight D. Eisenhower